The OLCC has dictated that minors will not be allowed on premises during this year’s Oregon Brewers Festival. After 20 years, it’s hard to know what prompted the change, but it’s a little disappointing that I won’t be able to take my shorty, now that I actually have one to put that orange “I am a minor” sticker on.
I don’t really have a strong opinion on this, but I was kind of looking forward to drinking a lot of beer with friends and having Ella keep me in the free tokens. Yes, I expect that by 11.8 months of age, she’ll be an accomplished pickpocket.
Since when does a whitey from wyoming have shorties?